why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I have feelings that need drinking.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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