i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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