And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
