Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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