so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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