Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick