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Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.

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Did you save them?

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Who?

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(404): Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning. (305): Did you save them? (404): Who? http://tfl.nu/1xdf

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(305): View more from Florida

nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.

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(305): nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex. http://tfl.nu/huzf

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no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.

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(925): no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes. http://tfl.nu/3pwk

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.

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(403): I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go. http://tfl.nu/eq2k

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(630): View more from Illinois

the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair

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(630): the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair http://tfl.nu/rgwc

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(631): View more from New York

I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.

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(631): I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise. http://tfl.nu/lz74

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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged

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(814): when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged http://tfl.nu/78pb

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(561): View more from Florida

She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.

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(561): She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal. http://tfl.nu/us8h

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(513): View more from Ohio

I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?

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(513): I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out? http://tfl.nu/sosx

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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.

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(732): She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot. http://tfl.nu/el8s

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(907): View more from Alaska

Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.

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(907): Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina. http://tfl.nu/hpd0

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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.

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(902): Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him. http://tfl.nu/rtyn

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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.

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(503): He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain. http://tfl.nu/zlsy

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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador

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(907): Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador http://tfl.nu/015q

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(206): View more from Washington

Who showers for four hours?!

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It was like a tropical nap.

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(206): Who showers for four hours?! (760): It was like a tropical nap. http://tfl.nu/5ez6

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