Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.