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• (801): View more from Utah

  Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...

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  A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  ..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.

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• (530): View more from California

  as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.

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  That's going to be the title of my memoir.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  They were assless. I wore assless football pants.

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