another moral hangover. fuck.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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