it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.