I'm going to jail i love you
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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