And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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