Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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