i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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