Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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