Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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