You're a womanizer and a bitch.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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