Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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