I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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