I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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