You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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