somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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