I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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