Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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