To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I have post one night stand depression
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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