I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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