If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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