I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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