Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Success! We fucked roommates!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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