I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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