So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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