Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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