To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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