last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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