plz talk dirty to me
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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