i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
no you cant smoke seaweed
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
