i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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