Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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