But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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