Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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