u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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