Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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