you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
