Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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