I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Everclear isn't food dammit
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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