Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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