I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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