why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i just google imaged poop.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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