so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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