have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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