Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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