Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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