Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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