Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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