"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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