Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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