I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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