doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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