Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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