Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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